25 Random Things About Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime once killed a Decepticon in Reno just to watch it die- Optimus Prime originally wanted Liam Neeson to play him in The Transformers: The Movie
- If you cannot see Optimus, Optimus cannot see you.
- Optimus thinks semi-automatic transmissions are like fucking your sister
- Optimus once thought he caught crabs from a Vietnamese Nissan until he realized they were Gobots
- Optimus used to have a steady thing with a Massey Ferguson 750 Combine named Lorry but she broke it off because he'd always roll-out early
- Other than the mystic talisman known as the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, Optimus considers his collector-edition Garfield and Odie floor mats to be his most-prized posessions
- Optimus has a pair of white-walls he wears as cufflinks on special occasions like oil-changing day and Dynobot Bar-b-que Day
- The two places Optimus Prime has been to that are closest to an existential version of Hell are the Vaxon Volcano on Cybertron and the Las Vegas airport on a Sunday
- Optimus ran over that little kid in Pet Cemetary and didn't even look back
- When Optimus visits Japan everybody calls him Convoy
- Optimus Prime appreciates his fellow Autobots more and more each day however he'd have trouble saying that to their faces
- When he was a kid, Optimus's mother used to make him wear snow chains on cold days and the other Autobots all made fun of him
- Optimus Prime is the commander of the Autobots, a faction of heroic Transformers from the planet Cybertron who wage battle against the evil Decepticons for control of their homeworld, but he doesn't like to brag about it.
- Optimus Prime's has a carry permit for his energon axe and laser rifle
- Optimus Prime always figured people who are into psychology are kinda crazy, otherwise they wouldn't be interested in psychology. But then he remembered he's interested in psychology too, so maybe he's just projecting his craziness onto them. Also, he's a talking tractor trailer.
- Optimus Prime thinks deep-down Megatron over-emphasizes his fusion cannon because he's got a small drive chain
- Someday Optimus wants to start his own local currency and call it 'the Optimus'
- Optimus has a class-A commercial driver's license, but its expired
- Optimus was built on Cybertron but assembled in Alabama
- Contained within Optimus Prime's chest is the mystic talisman known as the Autobot Matrix of Leadership carried by all Autobot leaders and passed down through the ages, but he doesn't like to brag about it.
- When Optimus gets depressed he watches Maximum Overdrive, drives to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and blows it up
- Optimus had a stutter as a young child, and the other Autobots on the playground used to laugh at him and call him 'Stuttermus Prime'
- Optimus thinks you can measure a man by the company he keeps and by how many tons of cargo he can carry
- Sometimes Optimus Prime tries to be weird for weird's sake, but it comes out all hackneyed, so then he goes to the zoo and watches the elephants practice auto-erotic asphyxiation and he doesn't feel so bad
